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Last Logged In: 2006-07-27 Joined: 06/04/2006 Les Claypool n00b!
	"I'm not on here much thats why I have a spoon in my eye!!!" Male 44 Years Old Currently in a band

My Tabs:

Tool - H

4.3

Tool - Forty-six And Two

(2/2)

Favorite Bands:
None

Favorite Tabs:

None

About Me:

Bio:

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Jesus Christ
Birthday:	0000
Birthplace:	A barn
Current Location:	Heaven
Eye Color:	Red and yellow and pink and green, orange...
Hair Color:	and purple and blue
Height:	9ft 6in
Right Handed or Left Handed:	six right hands seven left(don't ask why)
Your Heritage:	God
The Shoes You Wore Today:	I have no feet
Your Weakness:	Daddy
Your Fears:	my uncle (satan)
Your Perfect Pizza:	one my momma made
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	take over the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	spoon
Thoughts First Waking Up:	WHERE ARE MY LEGS!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature:	third leg
Your Bedtime:	I forever rest
Your Most Missed Memory:	don't remember
Pepsi or Coke:	Holy water
MacDonalds or Burger King:	bread and fish
Single or Group Dates:	both at the same time ;p
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	nitro
Chocolate or Vanilla:	gas
Cappuccino or Coffee:	rocket fuel
Do you Smoke:	depends on how hot I am
Do you Swear:	I shall not use the lords name invane
Do you Sing:	Like the Angels? no
Do you Shower Daily:	no! how else do you think I get a green tan
Have you Been in Love:	god love you all
Do you want to go to College:	and teachs you too
Do you want to get Married:	I'm married to a prositute
Do you belive in yourself:	No but 5000000000 people do!
Do you get Motion Sickness:	depends how fast am moving
Do you think you are Attractive:	fucking godlike!
Are you a Health Freak:	does that involve getting off my ass?
Do you get along with your Parents:	Dad's okay Mum's still a virgin?"£$%^?
Do you like Thunderstorms:	And the lord said I shall smite thee......
Do you play an Instrument:	Missed the bugger
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	My bloods made of wine why would I drink?
In the past month have you Smoked:	Smoked what?(got out of that one quite well)
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Don't need them ma heads in the clouds anyway!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Only date I like is 12/24/0000
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	What?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Several!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No but I ate a live shark called fluffy
In the past month have you been on Stage:	I go on stage every sunday
In the past month have you been Dumped:	In a skip once
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	In the eyes of the lord we're all naked!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Thy shall not steal just borrow without return
Ever been Drunk:	My blood in made from WINE
Ever been called a Tease:	By many!!!
Ever been Beaten up:	Yes by the guy I turned the other cheek to!!!
Ever Shoplifted:	Thy shall not steal just get five finger discount
How do you want to Die:	By not being nailed to a big fucking cross
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Like my dad
What country would you most like to Visit:	Greenland(too see how green it is)
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	blue and green (one each)
Favourite Hair Color:	I like a shaven pussy
Short or Long Hair:	shaven
Height:	shorter than me
Weight:	lighter than me
Best Clothing Style:	nudist
Number of Drugs I have taken:	None until I did this test then 10000000000000
Number of CDs I own:	10000000000000
Number of Piercings:	10000000000000
Number of Tattoos:	10000000000000
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	00000000000001 dying's a bitch!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Equipment:

You want me to write all the equipment I've got??? Okay...... 14 spoons 24 forks 40 various types of knifes 1 large file 2 tubs of sticky stuff remover 3 giant toothbrushes 1 golden goffer 55 large chunks of cheese 3 screw drivers 77 large wooden sinks 2 mini guns 1 terminator(T-100) 1 copy of timewarps 3 rocks shaped like the virgin mary 1 stolen world cup trophy 6 yards of soup? 8 yards of spagetti 1000 bottle of juju 1 book on brain surgery for beginners 33 books on taking over the world 99 squabashed cans 1 renewed subscrition to cumfiesta.com 8 large blow up dolls 3 parts of Einsteins brain 1 tennis racket used in vietnam 3 men who can dodge bullets 1 scouter(for reading power levels) 87 boxes of viagra 55 bottles of hard-on begone...gasps... 1 retarded irish porn star 2 cuban cigars 1 solid snake*giggles* 1 liquid snake*worries* 1 lump of lard 33 tom cats 1 tommy the cat 3000 books that try explaining what juju is 1 book that explains what juju is 5 boxes of imported cheese 5 chess boreds made from imported cheese 3 mice that plan to take over the world 2 that don't 1 battle royal areana for american presidents 9 large scary hairs 400000000000000000000000000000000000000000 not so scary hairs ................. am lost am just gonna put etc. right about here etc.

Musical Skills/Knowledge:

DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MASTER OF PUPPETS (LIVE AT WOODSTOCK '94) (Primus)

Other Interests:

Fishing for condoms!!!!!!!!!!

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Sir Stuff	heya les!! your one of my favorite bassists!!!! so whats up?
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Les Claypool