You scored as Vic Wooten. Mr Wooten! You started playing bass at age THREE and were having gigs by age 5... or was it 8? I can\'t remember. Either way, you have taken bass to a new level, showing everyone what this simple 4 string instrument can do! Not many other beings on this planet can say they have the talent that you contain Vic Wooten 75% Flea 63% Jojo 50% Chris Chaney 50% Dirk Lance 25% Jaco 25% Les Claypool 25% Myung 25% Timmy C 0% Which bassist are you? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as you are a BASSIST. oh yeah...you have what it takes to be a bassist if you arent already one...bass kicks ass you are a BASSIST 90% not a bassist 20% are you a true bassist? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as John Paul Jones. You are Led Zeppelins John Paul Jones! You are very calm and often content. You are very skilled with many instruments and don't mind to sit still while your buddys are running around and enjoying themselves, mind you that doesn't stop you from being a big part of the spectacle during certain songs. John Paul Jones 100% John Entwistle 67% Roger Waters 50% Geddy Lee 50% Steve Harris 33% Gene Simmons 33% Terry "Geezer" Butler 33% Paul McCartney 0% What famous bassist are you?Ver2 created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as modulus flea bass. modulus flea bass 53% fender precision bass 35% gibson bass 25% other 25% what type of bass r u? created with QuizFarm.com

I am 81% Evil Genius.

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

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I am 93% Asshole

I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.

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I am 14% Emo.

Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands...

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I am 98% Geek.

UBER GEEK! My mad skills would make Linus Torvalds shake in his boots.

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I am 17% Goth.

I wanna be a GOTH. But I'm not. Smoking cloves and too much eyeliner a goth does not make. I'll go home and take your Cure CD's with me.

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I am 85% Grunge.

I need to go take a bath, man! And I might wanna toss that shirt of mine in the wash? Any grungier and I would be mistaken for mildew, dude.

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I am 71% Hippie.

I am not a child of the 60’s but my heart is true to the cause, man. I realize that being a hippie is not just bell bottoms and tie-dye. It is also about the drugs and smelling bad, too!

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I am 97% Idiot.

I am such a friggin' idiot. The good news is I don't care if I annoy people because I am too stupid to realize it. I count with my fingers and live in ignorant bliss. Weeeeeee!

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I am 30% Internet Addict.

I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!

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I am 38% Metal Head.

Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.

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I am 7% Metrosexual.

I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.

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I am 51% Promiscuous.

I like sex and have a healthy sex life. I get just enough and know how to use my sexuality. Some people might have a problem, but that is their problem not mine. They just need to get more.

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I am 64% Punk Rock.

The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about?

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I am 58% Raver.

I may not be freaky like those Candy Kids, but I do know how to party. I am well connected in the scene, but may be getting a little tired of it.

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I am 85% Ska.

Pick it up, I skank! I am one full-fledged crazy Rudie, I am going to go celebrate my victory with some skankin'!

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I am 71% Tortured Artist.

Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world.

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I am 94% Video Game Addict.

I got a problem, man. I may not find the answer to life in a video game. I need to turn off the console or computer, go outside and try some reality for a change.

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I am 46% White Trash.

The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.

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Once upon a time there has a young POOPER named POOPY. He was THING NOTHING in the POOPY forest when he met SMELLY MCPOOPPANTS, a run-away POOPER SCOOPER from the BLUE Queen BOOBY.

POOPY could see that SMELLY MCPOOPPANTS was hungry so he reached into his TOILET and give him his FUNKY POOP. SMELLY MCPOOPPANTS was thankful for POOPY's POOP, so he told POOPY a very FUNNY story about Queen BOOBY's daughter MCBOOBPANTS. How her mother, the BLUE Queen BOOBY, kept her locked away in a CARDBOARD BOX protected by a gigantic PLATYPUS, because MCBOOBPANTS was so SHITTY.

POOPY POOPED. He vowed to SMELLY MCPOOPPANTS the POOPER SCOOPER that he would save the SHITTY MCBOOBPANTS. He would POOP the PLATYPUS, and take MCBOOBPANTS far away from her eveil mother, the BLUE Queen BOOBY, and SHIT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a AHHHHH POOP and SMELLY MCPOOPPANTS the POOPER SCOOPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PLATYPUS from his story. BLUE Queen BOOBY TEACHED out from behind a POOP and struck POOPY dead. In the far off CARDBOARD BOX you could hear a POOP.

THE END.

Subject: The SMELLY POOPS in the BATHROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. BLUE, POOP Supervisor
To: All Employees of SHITTY KIWI Inc.

It has come to my FUNKY attention that the BATHROOM has been CLINGILY POOPED IN with SMELLY POOPS. I am tired of dealing with FUNNY employees and their SMELLY POOPS. The BATHROOM is meant for POOPING. It is not a CRAP room.

On a more BLUE note, I would like to POOP all of you for the GREEN work you all did on the CHARTRUESE TOILET account. You should all be ADVERB SHAT.

Also, be sure to welcome GARTH, the newest member of the SHIT department. They will be a ASNKDKJF POOPY to our family.

THINGY Yours,
Mr. BLUE, POOP Supervisor.

You scored as Loner. YOU HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE! thats ok Loner 40% Punk 33% Stoner 27% Emo Kid 20% Hot 13% Jock 13% Geek/Nerd 7% Goth 7% "Ghetto" 0% Prep 0% What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Bomb. Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Suffocated 80% Bomb 80% Suicide 73% Drowning 67% Disease 67% Accident 60% Posion 53% Disappear 53% Gunshot 47% Stabbed 47% Eaten 40% Cut Throat 20% Natural Causes 0% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com