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Joined: 02/16/2006

Austin Powers


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"AIM s/n is : pbassmastap"

Male
22 Years Old

shag pad


Currently in a band



My Tabs:
n/a
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
(1/1)

Favorite Bands:
Led Zeppelin
The Verve
Theme Songs
Van Morrison

Favorite Tabs:
The Verve - Bittersweet SymphonyVan Morrison - Brown Eyed GirlTheme Songs - National AnthemTheme Songs - Star Wars Imperial March (correct)
About Me:
Bio:
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.At the age of 18, i went off to Evil Medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat — an actor, dancer... "
KYLE'S MOM IS A BITCH (South Park)

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Eric
Birthday:April, 3, 1994
Birthplace:Indianapolis, Indiana
Current Location:Durand, MI
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Blonde
Height:5' 4"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:English, German, Italian, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:I didnt wear shoes today
Your Weakness:Girls, Girls, Girls
Your Fears:clowns
Your Perfect Pizza:cheesey
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:count all the grass in my yard
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:meow
Thoughts First Waking Up:lets build a snowman ?
Your Best Physical Feature:hair
Your Bedtime:whenever
Your Most Missed Memory:no comment
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Tea blows dogs for quarters
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vannila
Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappucinno
Do you Smoke:no
Do you Swear:Fuck No!
Do you Sing:yeah
Do you Shower Daily:sure...
Have you Been in Love:yes
Do you want to go to College:yeah...right...like i could afford that
Do you want to get Married:yeah
Do you belive in yourself:yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness:no
Do you think you are Attractive:i dont know
Are you a Health Freak:no
Do you get along with your Parents:that was a funny one,... you should do stand-up
Do you like Thunderstorms:yeah
Do you play an Instrument:yeah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:once
In the past month have you Smoked:no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:of course
In the past month have you gone on a Date:yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no
In the past month have you been on Stage:no
In the past month have you been Dumped:nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no
Ever been Drunk:no
Ever been called a Tease:no
Ever been Beaten up:no
Ever Shoplifted:no
How do you want to Die:in a violent firestorm at the age of...NOW!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:i wont live past 20
What country would you most like to Visit:Sweden
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Blue
Favourite Hair Color:Blonde
Short or Long Hair:long
Height:whatever
Weight:whatever
Best Clothing Style:whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken:plenty
Number of CDs I own:a few
Number of Piercings:whatever
Number of Tattoos:whatever
Number of things in my Past I Regret:whatever

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Apearance
Hair colorBlonde
eye colorblue
hair length (short, long, med., etc.)long
height5 3
skin colorwhite
music
favorite bandits a tie between Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath
favorite singerOzzy Osbourne
favorite guitar playerJimmy Page
favorite bassistsGeezer Butler-John Paul Jones-John Entwistle
favorite drummersBill Ward-Keith Moon-John Bohnam
favorite albumParanoi-Black Sabath, or Destroyer-KISS
favorite songIron Man
favorite musical iconOzzy
favorite genreHeavy metal, Classic rock
when's the last time you...
did drugshuh?
hopped the Mexican Fence just to see what would happenum... i remember some guys with guns..then..wait..no..a mexican guy...ummm....jail...crack?
puked whiskeyoh got damn it, i puked on the keyboard again, god damn Jack Daniels...
jacked off to an Orlando Bloom Posterwhat the fuck?!?!
listened to Kenny Gumm... Whos Kenny G?
watched Waynes Worldyesterday, taht movies awesome
got drunk and woke up with a 400 pound carnyno, that wasnt me, it was Aaron .M
forged the Bill Gates' name on a checkwell lets see,... there was that time with the crack, then some damn brazilian waitress.. so quite a few times i guess
got past airport security with over a pound of crackwell, lets see, there was France...Brazil.......oh, and Amstredamn too

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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Jimi Hendrix
You are Jimi Hendrix! You're influential to many young and old, and very talented. You most likely good with your hands... are you? You are very happy and like to experiment with drugs. Oh, he died in 1970 from a supposed drug overdose, it's unknown what drug.

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WHAT ROCK BAND R U?? (COOL PICS)

GUNS N ROSES
WOW! GUNS N ROSES ROCK! THERE LEGENEDS AND THEY KICK ASS ALL THE WAY! THERE A GREAT ROCK BAND AND THERE MUSIC WILL SOUND AS GOOD AND BE AS POPULAR AS WHEN IT WAS FIRST REALESED! THEY TRULY R ONE OF THE BEST BANDS EVER!

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Which Guitar Player Are You?

Jimi Hendrix
You are Jimi Hendrix! You died when you were in your late 20s, and are the most well known guitar player ever. You played the guitar upside down. You have a very unique style, and are even more popular now than you were when you were alive. Drugs were your undoing, but you will go down in history as one of the most innovative musicians ever.

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What Band's Symbol are You?

Led Zeppelin's Symbols
The symbols of Led Zeppelin represent you best. You are an individual and you are different from everyone else. You have friends but each of you have your own personality and don't copy how you act from eachother. You're awesome! There needs to be people more like you!

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Which Far out 60's-70's band are you?

Pink Floyd
You are PINK FLOYD! This means your deep yet misunderstood...and the hard core drugs don't help either.

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WHAT ALCHOLIC BEV. ARE YOU?

VODKA
you iz fun to be around!!! Party hard!

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You scored as Terry "Geezer" Butler. You are Geezer Butler of the almighty Black Sabbath. You made Heavy Metal! You love drugs and turning a very simple bassline into a real kick in the pants for others. Did I already mention drugs and Heavy Metal?

Terry "Geezer" Butler

75%

Roger Waters

67%

Paul McCartney

67%

Steve Harris

58%

Gene Simmons

50%

John Entwistle

42%

John Paul Jones

17%

Geddy Lee

8%

What famous bassist are you?Ver2
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You scored as Acoustic. You are an acoustic guitar, fucking hippy!!!!!

Telecaster

83%

Acoustic

83%

Stratocaster

67%

Classical

33%

Les Paul

33%

Which guitar are you?
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You scored as John Bonham. Go you, you are John Bonham....You enjoy LOW and LOUD drums! A normal floor tom is your smallest tom!

John Bonham

81%

Neil Peart

69%

Joey Jordison

69%

Josh Downs

63%

Which Famous Drummer are you!
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What Song Will They Play At Your Funeral? ((PIX!!))

Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin
You're smart. Like Jeopardy smart. People sometimes took advantage of that, others just plain never bothered to see it. Some people think you're a joyless, anal-retentive tool, but the enlightened consider you resourceful. Then you learn to break out of your shell and you take the whole world by storm. You may be a little over-extended, but you couldn't live any other way. This Led Zeppelin classic is the soundtrack of your life. Unlike Citizin Kane, you make yourself a rock and not to roll, but you're not hardening yourself so much that you keep you from enjoying the simple pleasures of life. Your appreciated by more people than you know.

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THE ULTIMATE ROCK QUIZ! Very Accurate

Rock God!
Wow, either you just lucked out or you rule! Congrats

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Equipment:
a little red kazoo
Musical Skills/Knowledge:
I play kazoo
Other Interests:
peace on earth man

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WOG CHICK!!!!


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riotsk8team001 (jason)

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WOG CHICK!!!!
not much....you?


Mistress Cheyenne
Hey!!! I was just doing a shout out to all my friends.... thanx for being you =)


Jessika
OHHHH nothing much!! How about you? I am getting my belly buttom pierced this week!! WOO HOO!!


Punk Rock Princess
hey, wahts up


riotsk8team001 (jason)
sup
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