My Tabs:
(5/5)
Favorite Tabs:
Audioslave - Be YourselfAlter Bridge - Find The RealBeethoven - Fur EliseThe Beatles - Helter SkelterSantana - Smooth
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| About Me: |
| Bio: |
| !Im in two bands, Heavens Leaking and HOV. check em out on myspace.
!The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it. ..
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| Equipment: |
| -Squire P-Bass, Yamaha bass, Brownsville sunburst
-SWR 300 watt, two 15 in. speakers
-Digitec Bass Distortion pedle
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| Musical Skills/Knowledge: |
| Been playing for two years, everyone loves my bass playing. know alot about music. |
| Other Interests: |
| I like to write lirics, see movies, play football, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Robot Chicken, South Park, Comedy Central. |
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